Jito: Aap Salim Ki Bivi Ke Janaje Men Nahin Gae? Santa: Kis Muh Se Jau Vo Tisari Bar Apni Bivi Ke Janaje Men Bula Raha Hai Aur Main Use Ek Baar Nahin Bula Saka
Santa Aur Jeeto Ki Ladai Ho Gai Aadha Din Chupchap Gujarne Ke Bad Jito Santa Ke Paas I Aur Boli "Is Tarah Jhagadate Achche Nahi Lagte Ek Kam Karte Hain Thoda Aap Samjhauta Karo Thoda Main Karti Hu" Santa: Thik Hai Kya Karna Hai? Jito: Aap Mujhse Maafi Maag Lo Aur Main Aapko Maaf Kar Deti Hu
Banta: Bhai Bakre Ki Jindagi Badhiya Hai Santa: Vo Kaise? Banta: Are Ek Baar Kat Gaya Aur Kissa Khatm Santa: Kya Hua Bhabhi Vapas A Gayi Kya?
Jito Apne Sharabi Pati Ko Sudharne Ke Liye Kale Kapde Pahan Kar Ghar Ke Bahar Khadi Ho Gayi Santa: Tum Kaun Ho? Jito: Chudail Santa: Hath Mila Main Teri Bahan Ka Pati
Santa makes a call to an airline enquiry: How long is the journey from Chandigarh to Mumbai? Operator: 1 second, Sir... . . . . Santa disconnects and remarks, "Pee ke Bethi hai, Kamini!"